Saturday, June 25, 2005

2005 NBA Champions - San Antonio Spurs

Ok, so I'm about two days late with this post, but fuck it. The Spurs won the NBA Championship this year, beating the Pistons four games to three. I never really cared who won, I knew my Cavs weren't gonna do shit (it's hard to win playoff games when you're not in the playoffs), and I knew the Kings would be out by the second round at least. They couldn't even win two games; they got bounced in the first round. I knew the Spurs were more than capable than winning it all, especially with home court advantage in the Finals, but I stuck with the Pistons. It's actually funny, I called Pistons over Spurs in seven games at the beginning of the season. I was only off by seven points. Not too shabby. Maybe I should be an analyst, then I could smack Bill Walton. Fuckin' Bill Walton.

Friday, June 24, 2005

...Honestly

Who the fuck has a blog and never fuckin' posts??? Honesty!!!

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Dawn Of The Dead Game

Dawn Of The Dead

Mike Hates Women...

The key to women is to buy them things and keep them happy...For example...



Now imagine how happy a girl would be after gettin' that

Monday, March 14, 2005

Japanese IQ Test

This shit is cool...and if you take longer than I took (about 3 minutes) you're a fuckin' retard HAHA

Japanese IQ Test

The following rules apply:

Only 2 persons on the raft at a time

The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their
mother's presence

The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's
presence

The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the
Policeman is not there

Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the
raft

To start click on the big blue circle on the right.

To move the people click on them. To move the raft click on the pole on
the opposite side of the river

Saturday, March 12, 2005

This Is

A stupid worthless post


Thank you for your time

Monday, February 28, 2005

Numero Uno

So I got an email from my manager this weekend, and it was pretty sweet. Turns out...I'm the #1 Sales Rep in Toledo, the #1 Sales Rep in Ohio, the #13 Sales Rep out of Ohio, Indiana, Michigan, New York and Pennsylvania (Our Region) and #99 in the nation among college kids. Overall, I'm #1 in Toledo, #3 in Ohio and #22 in the Region...pretty sweet erf you might say. It feels weird being the best.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Got Weed?

I don't. None. Nadda. Zilch. Empty. And it fuckin' sucks. Got blunt. Got light. Don't got weed. Bummer. So don't post comments...post dime sacks.